Former L.A. CityBeat editor and OC Weekly columnist Rebecca “Commie Girl” Schoenkopf is the new owner/publisher/editor of political gossip site Wonkette:

I am here to bring some laughter and love to your marathon sessions sitting on your couch, “looking” for “work.” (Dope and Cheetos.)

My qualifications for purchasing and running Your Wonkette include a sunny disposition, bountiful compassion, terrific spelling, middling wit, and the fact that I was unhindered by any sort of job that might have impeded my ability to type dick jokes on the Internet.