Gays scolded for 'covering for him'

Forget medical marijuana ads, these days the real money is in selling ads to political malcontents.

A Texas man has taken out a full-page ad in the Austin Chronicle seeking stories from strippers, hotties and/or “gay people” who have had sexual relations with Texas Governor and GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry:

“Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blares the ad, placed by [Richard] Morrow in this week’s Austin Chronicle. “Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a ‘young hottie’ impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, ‘family values’ hypocrite and fraud.”

CASH is the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy, of which Morrow is president. “Is it a real group? No. It’s just me,” he told Salon earlier this week.

Publishers, advertising directors and young hottie sales reps are highly encouraged to contact the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy to inform Morrow about this month’s specials.