“If you ever plan on wearing a Klan robe around Orange County, the first thing you need to know is that the public response to the sight of your ludicrous cone-head will be immediate,” writes Brandon Ferguson, clubs editor/cover model for OC Weekly. “As model/guinea pig for Gustavo Arellano’s latest cover story on the Ku Klux Klan’s shameful history in the land of citrus, I speak from experience.”