Washington City Paper hasn't covered the D.C. area sniper attacks -- not one word, a decision Washington City Paper Editor Eric Wemple tells Philadelphia Weekly's Steve Volk he agonizes about every day. "We are in no position to do" hard news, especially outside the District, Wemple tells Volk. Even though he can post breaking news on the paper's Web site, he says "readers aren't trained to go to our Web site for a 34-car pileup on the Beltway."
Waiters and waitresses are at the mercy of their customers' egos, whims and moods, but find hideous ways to avenge themselves. Joey Sweeney collects some of their horror stories in Philadelphia Weekly. Restaurant servers "by and large, live the lives that most of us wish we had the balls for. They're actors. They're painters. They're in bands. They're in love. And maybe the rest of us are just jealous of that," Sweeney writes. They give Sweeney the dish on their worst customers ever and how they struck back.
Marc Keyser, a friendly neighborhood anti-terrorism activist, has been telling Elk Grove residents it’s easy to poison the water supply, Chrisanne Beckner writes in Sacramento News & Review. Local officials say he’s all wet. "Some water officials have even decided that Keyser is so intent on distributing ever more refined plans for attacking the system that he must not be as interested in improving water security as he is in collecting donations door to door," she writes.
In the post-Napster music piracy era, labels are holding advance CDs for the media until just before their release dates, Matt Borlik of Washington City Paper writes. "It's a concept so backwards, so self-defeating, so abso-fucking-lutely idiotic that only a major label executive could have thought it was a good idea," Borlik says. Not only that, alt-weeklies, which write more about music than any other media, are suddenly finding themselves completely off the advance release lists or having to accept streaming audio instead of CDs.
"New Times was a full-throated, outsized voice in a tremendously meek media town," longtime New Times LA columnist Jill Stewart writes in the LA Times. She says New Times is the only alt-weekly chain to "hit the news harder with each passing year" and charges other alties "have become increasingly soft and mired in out-of-touch 1970s-era liberal Democratic mantras."
